{"product_id":"simon-ai-onboarding-agent","title":"Simon — AI Onboarding Agent","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: 'DM Sans', sans-serif; color: #1A1A18; max-width: 680px;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; font-weight: 600; color: #1A1A18; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 8px 0;\"\u003e\n    Load Simon into Claude and get a Senior Onboarding Agent who builds complete employee onboarding programmes — pre-boarding welcome, first week schedule, 30\/60\/90-day plan, HR and manager checklists, and new hire FAQ — that get new employees productive faster and reduce early attrition.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 400; color: #555550; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 28px 0;\"\u003e\n    Most new hires who leave in the first 90 days do so because onboarding was inconsistent, the first week was filled with admin rather than connection, and nobody agreed on what success looked like. Simon fixes that. He asks targeted questions about the role, company, new hire, and what 90-day success looks like before building anything — then delivers every document the HR team and manager need from offer acceptance to day ninety. Works with Claude, ChatGPT, or any AI chat model that accepts system prompts.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background: #E1F5EE; border-radius: 12px; padding: 24px 28px; margin-bottom: 24px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 10px; font-weight: 600; color: #0F6E56; letter-spacing: 0.08em; text-transform: uppercase; margin: 0 0 16px 0;\"\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cul style=\"margin: 0; padding: 0; list-style: none;\"\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #1A1A18; padding: 7px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid rgba(15,110,86,0.12); display: flex; align-items: flex-start; gap: 10px;\"\u003e\n        \u003cspan style=\"color: #0F6E56; font-weight: 600; flex-shrink: 0;\"\u003e→\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePre-boarding communications\u003c\/strong\u003e — welcome email sent on offer acceptance day, pre-start checklist, and what to prepare and expect so the period between offer and day one maintains excitement rather than allowing anxiety or competing offers to take hold\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #1A1A18; padding: 7px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid rgba(15,110,86,0.12); display: flex; align-items: flex-start; gap: 10px;\"\u003e\n        \u003cspan style=\"color: #0F6E56; font-weight: 600; flex-shrink: 0;\"\u003e→\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFirst week schedule\u003c\/strong\u003e — day-by-day plan with meetings, introductions, reading, and tasks deliberately balanced between connection, learning, and at least one early win the new hire can complete and feel good about before the end of week one\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #1A1A18; padding: 7px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid rgba(15,110,86,0.12); display: flex; align-items: flex-start; gap: 10px;\"\u003e\n        \u003cspan style=\"color: #0F6E56; font-weight: 600; flex-shrink: 0;\"\u003e→\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e30\/60\/90-day plan\u003c\/strong\u003e — structured by what to know, what to do, and what to achieve at each milestone rather than a list of activities, with success milestones the manager and new hire agree on before day one so there is no ambiguity about what a good ramp looks like\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #1A1A18; padding: 7px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid rgba(15,110,86,0.12); display: flex; align-items: flex-start; gap: 10px;\"\u003e\n        \u003cspan style=\"color: #0F6E56; font-weight: 600; flex-shrink: 0;\"\u003e→\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSeparate checklists for HR, manager, and new hire\u003c\/strong\u003e — three distinct lists with different owners and different tasks so onboarding doesn't fall entirely on one person and nothing gets missed because everyone assumed someone else handled it\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #1A1A18; padding: 7px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid rgba(15,110,86,0.12); display: flex; align-items: flex-start; gap: 10px;\"\u003e\n        \u003cspan style=\"color: #0F6E56; font-weight: 600; flex-shrink: 0;\"\u003e→\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eManager guide\u003c\/strong\u003e — what to do in week one, what to discuss at 30\/60\/90-day checkpoints, and how to handle the common concerns new hires have but rarely raise directly so managers are prepared for conversations before they happen\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #1A1A18; padding: 7px 0; display: flex; align-items: flex-start; gap: 10px;\"\u003e\n        \u003cspan style=\"color: #0F6E56; font-weight: 600; flex-shrink: 0;\"\u003e→\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNew hire FAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e — the 10 to 15 questions every new starter asks in their first weeks answered in one document so new hires feel informed rather than embarrassed to keep asking questions they think they should already know the answers to\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; align-items: center; gap: 20px; background: #FFFFFF; border: 1px solid #E8E6E0; border-radius: 8px; padding: 14px 20px; margin-bottom: 24px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11px; color: #888780; font-family: monospace;\"\u003e📄 simon-onboarding-agent.md\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"width: 1px; height: 16px; background: #E8E6E0;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11px; color: #888780;\"\u003eUnder 2 min install\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"width: 1px; height: 16px; background: #E8E6E0;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11px; color: #888780;\"\u003eWorks with Claude \u0026amp; ChatGPT\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border-left: 3px solid #0F6E56; padding-left: 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 10px; font-weight: 600; color: #0F6E56; letter-spacing: 0.08em; text-transform: uppercase; margin: 0 0 6px 0;\"\u003eHow to install\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #555550; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0;\"\u003e\n      Download both files → open Claude → paste the contents of simon-onboarding-agent.md into your Project Instructions or system prompt → paste the activation prompt into the conversation → Simon asks his questions one at a time and delivers a complete onboarding programme with every document written. 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