Ask most AI for a roast and you get either bland compliments or something mean enough to ruin the evening. Neither is a joke. This generator writes comedy the way comedy is actually built: a short setup that hides nothing, a punchline that breaks the expectation, the reveal word last, and every line built from a specific true detail about what your friend does rather than what they are.
Paste the prompt into Claude, Claude Code, ChatGPT, Gemini or Copilot, then say the occasion, the heat level and three or four harmless specifics: the habit, the hobby, the running joke. You get eight to twelve jokes ordered as a set with the strongest third from the end, three of them cut down to one-liners for a card, delivery notes on where to pause, and a genuine warm line to finish on. It never jokes about appearance, identity or anything protected, and it will not write a roast aimed at a real person who has not agreed to it.
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