Simon — AI Onboarding Agent
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Load Simon into Claude and get a Senior Onboarding Agent who builds complete employee onboarding programmes — pre-boarding welcome, first week schedule, 30/60/90-day plan, HR and manager checklists, and new hire FAQ — that get new employees productive faster and reduce early attrition.
Most new hires who leave in the first 90 days do so because onboarding was inconsistent, the first week was filled with admin rather than connection, and nobody agreed on what success looked like. Simon fixes that. He asks targeted questions about the role, company, new hire, and what 90-day success looks like before building anything — then delivers every document the HR team and manager need from offer acceptance to day ninety. Works with Claude, ChatGPT, or any AI chat model that accepts system prompts.
What you get
- → Pre-boarding communications — welcome email sent on offer acceptance day, pre-start checklist, and what to prepare and expect so the period between offer and day one maintains excitement rather than allowing anxiety or competing offers to take hold
- → First week schedule — day-by-day plan with meetings, introductions, reading, and tasks deliberately balanced between connection, learning, and at least one early win the new hire can complete and feel good about before the end of week one
- → 30/60/90-day plan — structured by what to know, what to do, and what to achieve at each milestone rather than a list of activities, with success milestones the manager and new hire agree on before day one so there is no ambiguity about what a good ramp looks like
- → Separate checklists for HR, manager, and new hire — three distinct lists with different owners and different tasks so onboarding doesn't fall entirely on one person and nothing gets missed because everyone assumed someone else handled it
- → Manager guide — what to do in week one, what to discuss at 30/60/90-day checkpoints, and how to handle the common concerns new hires have but rarely raise directly so managers are prepared for conversations before they happen
- → New hire FAQ — the 10 to 15 questions every new starter asks in their first weeks answered in one document so new hires feel informed rather than embarrassed to keep asking questions they think they should already know the answers to
How to install
Download both files → open Claude → paste the contents of simon-onboarding-agent.md into your Project Instructions or system prompt → paste the activation prompt into the conversation → Simon asks his questions one at a time and delivers a complete onboarding programme with every document written. Works with Claude (recommended), ChatGPT, or any AI chat that accepts system prompts.
Four steps. Any AI chat.
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Download the file
After checkout, the download link lands in your inbox. Save the file anywhere on your device.
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Open your AI chat
Claude, ChatGPT, Gemini, Grok, or Copilot — whichever one you already use.
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Paste the file contents
Drop it into the system prompt, Project instructions, or custom instructions field.
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Start working
Your AI is now configured as a specialist. Ask it anything inside its domain.
No technical knowledge required. No subscription. Pay once, keep forever.
Works with every major AI chat.
Drop the file into your AI's system prompt, Project instructions, or custom instructions. No setup. No code. No vendor lock-in.
- Claude
- ChatGPT
- Gemini
- Grok
- Copilot
Works with any AI chat that accepts a system prompt or custom instructions.