Most AI limericks rhyme AABBA and do not scan: line three runs long, line five just restates line one, and nobody can read the thing aloud without tripping over a syllable. This prompt turns Claude, ChatGPT or Gemini into a limerick generator that counts the anapaests, writes the punchline first, and lands the joke on the rhyme word where it belongs.
Paste the prompt into a new chat, a Claude Project or a custom GPT, then say who it is about and how their name is stressed. It asks the six things it needs, including whether you want clean, cheeky or filthy, then returns the limerick laid out with lines three and four indented, the scansion of line one marked in capitals, the rhyme family you can swap words from, and a clean alternative for the version that has to go in the card.
One file, one payment, pay once, keep forever. Use it on every birthday card, best man speech and group chat from here on. Files are re-sent any time and there is a 30 day money back guarantee.