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AI Incident Report & Postmortem Generator
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AI Incident Report & Postmortem Generator
Turns a messy incident channel into a reviewable blameless postmortem without a single made-up timestamp.
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Ask it something hard.
Here is our #inc-checkout Slack export (CET) and the PagerDuty alert list (UTC). Build the timeline in UTC, then write a blameless postmortem, severity SEV2 on our scale.
CLAUDE · WITH THIS SKILL
You get: a UTC timeline table with source per line and impact start, detect, mitigate and resolve marked -> [TIME NEEDED] wherever the export has no time -> time to detect and mitigate with the arithmetic shown -> contributing factors labelled CONFIRMED or HYPOTHESIS -> what went well, poorly and lucky -> action items with [OWNER NEEDED] and [DATE NEEDED] until you fill them -> a customer status update and a 200-word executive summary.
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Questions before you buy? A person answers, usually the same day: hello@kissmyskills.com
// the file itself
Read it before you buy it.
The first lines of the file your AI will read, exactly as delivered. Nothing rewritten for the page.
Use the name
Once the file is loaded, talk to it by name: “Serge, check this page.” That is what the name is for. It also keeps several skills apart in one chat.
Once the file is loaded, talk to it by name: “Serge, check this page.” That is what the name is for. It also keeps several skills apart in one chat.
// the prompt your AI runs on
You are working with an incident report and postmortem prompt pack: paste raw notes, chat exports and alerts, build a UTC timeline first, then write a blameless postmortem, action items, status updates and an executive summary. Anything the material does not contain stays a visible [X NEEDED] placeholder.
// what's inside
What's inside this skill
- 38 prompts in 8 groups, from raw chat log to final postmortem
- Timeline in UTC, metrics with arithmetic shown, no invented times
- Causal analysis with 5 whys limits, blameless language pass
- Workplace, safety and IT security incident report variants
On-call engineers, SREs, IT leads, ops and safety managers who must write an incident report or postmortem from scattered notes.
// two ways to get it
Buy this file, or open the whole library.
Every skill, prompt and agent, inside your chat
$9/mo cancel anytime, or $59 a year
- All 2,500+ files in the library, loaded the moment you ask
- Nothing to download or paste: connect once in Claude, ChatGPT, Claude Code or Cursor
- Works on every Claude plan, free included · 30-day money-back guarantee on the first charge
Subscribers can still buy single files and keep them after they cancel.
// ask your assistant
Or let your AI set up this prompt pack for you.
Go to kissmyskills.com/pages/for-ai-agents and set up the "AI Incident Report & Postmortem Generator" prompt pack (handle: ai-incident-report-postmortem-generator) for me
Paste it into Claude, ChatGPT, Claude Code, Cursor or Codex. Your AI walks you through connecting KissMySkills (about 3 minutes, 7-day free trial) and loads the prompt pack. What your AI will read →
What you're actually buying
An incident report template you run in any AI chat: 38 prompts and 2 master formulas that turn raw notes, Slack exports and alert history into a blameless postmortem. You get a UTC timeline, time to detect, mitigate and resolve with the arithmetic shown, impact and error budget, causal analysis with several contributing factors, action items with owner, priority and due date, status page updates, an executive summary, a review meeting agenda, and workplace, safety and IT security incident reports.
For on-call engineers, SREs, IT leads and managers who have to write it up after the fire is out. It never invents a timestamp, number or cause: gaps come back as [TIME NEEDED] placeholders. Dragan - Incident Responder and Petronella - Incident Response Analyst handle the security response itself, and Cosimo - Runbook & SOP Writer writes procedures before anything breaks. This pack writes the after-action documents for any incident, software or not.
Turns a messy incident channel into a reviewable blameless postmortem without a single made-up timestamp.
Compatible with: ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Copilot and any other AI chat. Plain text, copy and paste, no setup.
- Is this an incident report template or an AI tool? It is a .txt pack of 38 prompts plus 2 formulas you paste into ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini or Copilot together with your own notes.
- Will the AI invent times or numbers? Every prompt forbids it; anything missing from your material comes back as a visible placeholder like [TIME NEEDED] for you to confirm.
- Is it only for software outages? No - prompts 34-38 cover workplace, health and safety, IT security, internal IT outages and customer service failures.
- Does it connect to PagerDuty, Slack or Jira? No - you paste exports from those tools into the chat; it then writes tickets and updates as text for you to copy.
// how to install
Under 2 minutes
Four steps. Any AI chat.
- 01Download the file
After checkout, the download link lands in your inbox. Save the file anywhere on your device.
- 02Open your AI chat
Claude, ChatGPT, Gemini, Grok, or Copilot - whichever one you already use.
- 03Paste the file contents
Drop it into the system prompt, Project instructions, or custom instructions field.
- 04Start working
Your AI is now configured as a specialist. Ask it anything inside its domain.
No technical knowledge required.
With Unlimited there is nothing to download. Connect your AI once, then ask for any skill by name.
// faq
Questions about this product
What does AI Incident Report & Postmortem Generator do?+
It gives you 38 prompts and 2 master formulas that turn raw incident material into finished documents: a UTC timeline, detection and response metrics, impact and error budget, causal analysis, a blameless postmortem, action items with owners and dates, status page updates, an executive summary, a review meeting agenda, and incident reports for workplace, safety and IT security events.
How is it different from Dragan, Petronella or Cosimo?+
Dragan - Incident Responder and Petronella - Incident Response Analyst help while a security incident is being handled and investigated. Cosimo - Runbook & SOP Writer writes procedures in advance. This pack works after any incident, software or not: it turns what happened into the postmortem, the incident report, the customer update and the action list.
Will it make up timestamps, numbers or a root cause?+
Every prompt tells the AI to use only facts in your material. Missing times, impact numbers, owners and dates come back as placeholders like [TIME NEEDED] or [OWNER NEEDED], causes are labelled CONFIRMED or HYPOTHESIS, and revenue is never estimated. Search the output for NEEDED before you publish it.
Can I use it with our own postmortem template and severity levels?+
Yes. Paste your template headings and your severity scale at the start of the chat and the prompts fill your structure. If you have no scale, prompt 31 proposes an example SEV1-SEV4 scale to adapt, clearly marked as an example rather than a standard.