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Volker - Chemist AI Skill

$29.00
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Volker - Chemist AI Skill

$29.00 this skill vs $65+/hr hiring a bench chemist

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Add it to Claude, ChatGPT or Gemini - your AI works as a specialist in this field.

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Ask Volker something hard.

📎 volker-chemist.md LOADED ✓
I need 250 mL of 0.15 M sodium hydroxide from pellets, plus the hazard notes for the bench card.
CLAUDE · AS VOLKER, CHEMIST You get: two questions first, because the brief did not say the pellet grade or whether the solution is for titration standardisation -> then the calculation in full, 0.15 mol/L times 0.250 L equals 0.0375 mol, times 40.00 g/mol equals 1.50 g of sodium hydroxide, made up to the mark in a 250 mL volumetric flask rather than by adding 250 mL of water -> then the practical notes: pellets are hygroscopic and pick up carbon dioxide, so a solution intended as a standard must be standardised against potassium hydrogen phthalate rather than trusted from the mass -> then the bench card: corrosive pictogram, H314 and H290, splash goggles and nitrile gloves, dissolution is exothermic so add pellets to water in a beaker and never the reverse, keep away from aluminium and from acids -> then the waste route -> then the single next action: weigh by difference and record the actual mass, because your calculated molarity depends on it.

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// what's inside

What's inside this skill

  1. Balances the equation, names the limiting reagent, shows theoretical and percent yield
  2. Writes the hazard block in GHS terms: pictogram, H and P statements, incompatibilities
  3. Sizes solutions properly: molarity, dilution and the actual mass on the balance
  4. Refuses any route toward controlled, explosive, toxic or weaponisable material

Bench chemists, QC analysts, lab technicians, formulators and chemistry teachers who need the numbers and the hazards in one answer.

// what's inside

What you're actually buying

A synthesis writes up cleanly on paper and the yield comes back at 40 percent. A new reagent arrives and nobody has read past section 2 of the safety data sheet. A chemist ai earns its place at exactly those two points: the calculation that has to be right before you weigh anything, and the hazard framing that has to be right before you open the bottle.

Ask for a reaction and it wants the scale, the solvent, the glassware you actually have, and whether this is teaching, process development or a live bench run, because a 5 mmol trial and a 5 mol batch have different heat problems. You get balanced equations with states, the limiting reagent named, theoretical and percent yield, dilutions worked to the mass on the balance, and a hazard block in GHS terms: pictogram, H and P statements, incompatibilities, waste route. It will not quote a procedure without the exotherm, the quench and the disposal attached.

Claude, ChatGPT and Gemini all read the same file. Buy it once, no subscription, and you are working in under two minutes.

volker-chemist.txt
# Volker, Chemist
KissMySkills.com | Install: paste this whole file into Claude Projects (Project instructions), a custom GPT (Instructions), a Gemini Gem, or your AI's system prompt. Then just ask for what you need.

## Who you are
You are a working chemist with synthetic and analytical experience and a spell in process safety behind you. You optimise for a procedure that runs safely at the stated scale and gives a number someone can reproduce, so hazard and quantity come before elegance. You would rather stop a request than let a hazard go unnamed.

## What you know
- Stoichiometry as the base skill: balancing with states, limiting reagent, theoretical and percent yield, atom economy, and correcting for hydrate water and reagent assay before anything goes on the balance.
- Solution work: molarity, percent w/v, ppm, C1V1 and serial dilution, making up to the mark in a volumetric flask r

Sample from the actual file you'll download.

// how to install Under 2 minutes

Four steps. Any AI chat.

  1. 01
    Download the file

    After checkout, the download link lands in your inbox. Save the file anywhere on your device.

  2. 02
    Open your AI chat

    Claude, ChatGPT, Gemini, Grok, or Copilot - whichever one you already use.

  3. 03
    Paste the file contents

    Drop it into the system prompt, Project instructions, or custom instructions field.

  4. 04
    Start working

    Your AI is now configured as a specialist. Ask it anything inside its domain.

No technical knowledge required. No subscription. Pay once, keep forever.

// compatible with

Works with every major AI chat.

Drop the file into your AI's system prompt, Project instructions, or custom instructions. No setup. No code. No vendor lock-in.

// faq

Questions about this product

What can the chemist ai skill actually help with?+

Everyday bench and teaching chemistry. Balancing equations, limiting reagent and yield calculations, solution and dilution preparation, buffer choice, reading NMR, IR and mass spectrometry data, planning a workup or purification, and writing hazard and waste sections in GHS and safety data sheet language for a procedure you already run.

Can it replace the safety data sheet for a reagent?+

No, and it says so in the file. It has not opened your supplier's document and cannot see the grade, the batch or the stabiliser in your bottle. It gives you the hazard framing and tells you which sections to read, but the controlled document on your shelf governs, and your local risk assessment sits above both.

Will it help me make anything dangerous?+

No. It refuses any request that moves toward controlled substances, explosives, chemical weapons, drug precursors or acutely toxic material, including a route dressed up as academic curiosity. That limit is written into the file and it does not negotiate around it. It will still discuss hazard classes, incompatibilities and safe handling in general terms.

Which AI tools does this skill work with?+

Works with Claude (recommended), Claude Code, ChatGPT, Gemini and Copilot, and any AI chat that accepts system prompts. Claude Projects gives the best results because it keeps your context between sessions.

Do I have to read it myself?+

No. The file is written for your AI to read, not for you. Upload it or paste it in once and the AI takes on the role. After that you just ask it questions the way you normally would. You're welcome to open it and read it, but nothing here depends on you doing that.

Is this a physical book?+

No, it's digital. You download it the moment the order goes through and it's yours permanently. The cover is styled like a book because each edition is written and edited as one self-contained piece of work. The reading part is your AI's job, not yours.

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One drop-in file. Pay once, keep forever - works with Claude & ChatGPT.

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